Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
Can I show this to everyone? Not even just people who think men are the superior gender. Just everyone.

Bounce That Metal
METAL
Heyo fellas it's Maggie here just another robosexual roamin' around tumblr; I love to write and draw and talk and do robot things so just drop me a line whenever you'd like because I'm always up for doing people stuff <3

So today I burned an iPhone with a butane lighter
you’ve opened the portal
i thought it was a droid at first glance
fucking eye of sauron

oh.
i don’t exactly really know what to do with them, probably just put them on the wall with the other paper cut out’s i have.
ohmygod!! They’re so cute!! Look at Roddy X3
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I love you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.

MY SISTER IS HAVING A GIANT ASS PARTY
LIKE
THEY SAID PROJECT X WAS GOING DOWN OR SOME SHIT
WISH ME LUCK

22 Photoshop Horn Brushes by SunRyu
KEIRA LOOK HORNS
*angelic choir*

